Give it a Job

Builds the homepage, services, contact, and booking pages, registers the subdomain, points your custom domain through Cloudflare — the same day you sign up. The site lives in your container, in your git, on your URL. No Squarespace tax. No agency renewing the contract every year.

“Add a Tuesday lunch special.” “Swap the hero photo.” “Move the booking button to the header.” Slack, iMessage, email, web chat — the channel doesn't matter; the change is live in minutes. Every edit is automatically saved; one click in the dashboard rolls back yesterday's mistake.

Researches the keywords your customers actually search, drafts the blog posts that rank, ships clean meta tags and the SEO details the wizard-builders skip. A weekly one-liner on Slack tells you which positions moved — up to celebrate, down to fix before the traffic does.

Writes the copy, generates the images, produces short-form video with the latest video models. Connects directly to your Meta Ads and TikTok Ads accounts and pushes the campaign live. The same demon drafting the creative refines it from your feedback and posts it — one loop, no Canva-to-Frame-to-Ads-Manager handoff.

Reads 90 days of spend, clicks, conversions, and revenue across Google, Meta, and TikTok. Returns the three campaigns bleeding money, the two keywords actually converting, and a kill list. Most agencies don't draw this line in three months; the demon does it the first morning.

Every morning on Slack or iMessage: spend, leads, conversions, top three creatives, anomalies flagged. Monthly: full attribution from every ad click to every Stripe charge. No dashboard logins, no PDF agency reports — just the numbers, where you already look thirty times a day.

Web forms, Instagram DMs, Facebook Messenger, iMessage, email, phone-call transcripts — every channel resolves to one queue. The SMB-average first response is 47 hours; ours is under a minute. The lead-conversion studies put that gap at 8x. The first follow-up sends before the prospect closes the tab.

Reads your calendar, sends the invite, drops a prep brief in your inbox 15 minutes before — who they are, their company, what they asked for, what we last sent. After the call, updates HubSpot or Pipedrive and drafts the follow-up. You approve, and it's gone.

Their daughter's birthday in March. The objection you handled in August. The competitor they mentioned last quarter. Persistent per-customer memory means a warm lead always reads as warm, never as cold-outreach spam — which is the difference between deals closing and ghosting.

Email, your website chat, Instagram DMs, Facebook Messenger, iMessage, WhatsApp, SMS — unified into one inbox the demon owns. The common questions (hours, pricing, shipping, refund policy, booking) get answered directly. The rare hard case escalates to you with the full conversation context attached.

Checks Shopify for order status. Issues the Stripe refund inside your rules. Reschedules the appointment in Cal.com. Resends the password reset. It is not a chatbot pointing at help articles — it does the thing the customer actually wanted done, then logs the resolution back to the CRM.

Every question you handle becomes an answered question next time, in your exact phrasing. Patterns surface weekly: “six customers asked about parking — should we add it to the homepage?” The support demon makes the marketing demon's job easier; one container, one memory.

Pulls hours from Toggl, line items from Stripe and Shopify, project notes from your wiki. Sends polite reminders at 7, 14, and 30 days past due, then drafts the lawyer letter at 45. The 14% of revenue SMBs lose to never-sent or never-chased invoices stops leaking out the back of the business.

Categorizes every transaction. Flags duplicates, refunds, and chargebacks. Pushes the cleaned ledger to QuickBooks, Xero, or Wave. Your accountant gets a clean handoff and a finished P&L at year-end — not a shoebox of receipts and a sheepish email in January.

“Revenue $14.2k (+8% WoW), $3.1k uncollected, biggest expense was the Meta ads bill at $2.4k.” Plus a live P&L dashboard at your subdomain — share the URL with your accountant or partner. You never log into anything to know how the business is doing.

Writes the caption, generates the image, or produces a short video with the latest video models. Schedules each post for the engagement peak of your audience, not the agency's 10am batch. Brand-voice memory tightens every week as you approve and edit.

Five-stars get warm thanks within the hour. Three-stars get drafted recovery notes you approve before they ship. One-stars escalate to you with the customer's order history and a draft response. Your Google Business Profile stays current — hours, photos, posts, Q&A — automatically.

Tuesday's newsletter becomes Wednesday's LinkedIn carousel, Thursday's Reel script, Friday's tweet thread, Saturday's Pinterest pin. One idea, six channels, zero copy-paste. The demon remembers what you posted last month so the calendar doesn't repeat itself.